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40. PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

like one of the above posts said. I have no clue what Heres your sign is... but so far. it seems pretty lame... tho I liked Noobus Kahns.
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41. PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, since apparently lots fo people here don't really understand waht "Here's your sign" jokes are, i am goin to try and help you out.

A heres your sign jokes is as follows, (BTW this is a real one from Bill Engvall)

Ok, So I'm at and airport and i go to the corosel and my baggage isnt there, so i go to the lost bagage department and tell the head woman there, "I'm looking for a black samsonite suitcase, she looks me strait in the eyes and says "Has your plane planded yet?" I say "no sweethart, I'm having an out of body experience, i'm just checking if my baggage was too." Here's you sign

now lets go over it

A very stupid question with an obvisous answer, so you give them an extremely sarcastic answer to show them how dumb the question was.

to finish the sentence

Here's your sign... that you are a total idiot who doesn't think before asking stupid questions.

i think if you still dont get it at this point, your probably wont.
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42. PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

umm...

hmmm...

OH! i think i got it. not too funny still tho.
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43. PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

American Tokyo wrote:
umm...

hmmm...

OH! i think i got it. not too funny still tho.


you must be a northerner then. Us down here in the south love it (well some of us) That and "you might be a redneck" jokes. Or maybe it's just me.
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44. PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i just passed captain jack heavy and it said cleared on the screen and some dood asked me "did u pass it?" and i replied no it just says cleared because the DDR machine likes to mess wih ur head....heres ur sign......o yea BLUE COLLAR COMEDY TOUR RULES!!!
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45. PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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American Tokyo wrote:
umm...

hmmm...

OH! i think i got it. not too funny still tho.


you must be a northerner then. Us down here in the south love it (well some of us) That and "you might be a redneck" jokes. Or maybe it's just me.


Hey, im from the north and i Love all them dudes, but then again i was born in north carolina E13.gif
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46. PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you guys are all laughing it up at noobus kaunhs or whatever but mine was obviously too subtle for you i started the sarcasm ones i win
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47. PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay,all off topic stuff will now be reported,unless it exsplains the consept of these jokes.Now,you've been warned,or do I have to get Psyman on your asses?

Thats much better
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48. PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Footstep wrote:
Okay,all off topic stuff will now be reported,unless it exsplains the consept of these jokes.Now,you've been warned,or do I have to get Psyman on your asses?

Thats much better


what else is there to explain. Like has been said if you don't get it now your probably not going to get it. Psyman did I miss something. (keep in mind it's getting late and I can't even think during the day)
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49. PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A kid came up to me just tonight and asked me if it costs any money to play. I stared at him for a moment, turned to the yellow sign with the price per credit on it just under the screen, and looked back at him to answer.

"Naw, you just ask it real nice, and don't forget to say please." Here's your sign.

For the record, I prefer Jeff Foxworthy's "Words in the South" over his "You might be a redneck if..." jokes. E9.gif
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50. PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, I live in Arkansas, so you know I've seen BCCT at least 100 times (99 times against my will), and I know the whole Here's Your Sign thing.

I work at an arcade (called Silverball), so it's kinda DDR-related:

A man comes in the arcade, walks around, goes up to the token machine and puts a dollar in. Then he walks all the way back to the counter, holds the tokens up to my face and asks, "Hey, do the games take these?"

Me: "No sir, those are your Silverball Comemerative Coins, celebrating your visit to our fine establishment. Thank you and have a nice day. Here's Your Sign.
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51. PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!

This kid walks up to me in the middle of AM-3P and says,"Are those white outlines there to tell you when to step?"

I say,"Nope,I glued em up there to mess others up." HERE'S YOUR SIGN
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52. PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YAHHHHHHHH
now we're getting it
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53. PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I imported Extreme, I got the soundtrack with it. My friend goes, "Dude, that's awesome! It has songs from Extreme on it?" No, it's actually filled with nothing but Patsenner remixes. Here's your sign.
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54. PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yesterday Im at the arcade.Ive just done DarDaradium,Stomp to my Beat,and failed Afronova,all on maniac,so now Ive got a short fuse,a hair trigger,and an attitude to boot.This ADULT MAN comes and ask me,"Hey,isnt this that game with those arrows."I was loading the imaginary pistol with 2 bullets.I sayed(mabey yelled),"No,you make up your own dance. HERE'S YOUR SIGN
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55. PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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you must be a northerner then. Us down here in the south love it (well some of us) That and "you might be a redneck" jokes. Or maybe it's just me.


I spent 16 years and 7 months out of my 16 years and 9 months living in New England and New York, and I love that crap. E4.gif

So here's my joke... I just went and passed World Tour Oni with flying colors, because I like that course. Some random guy who was about 20 or so was watching me for some of the time. As I stepped off the machine and started watching my friend play, the guy came up to me and said "Wow, that's awesome! Have you ever done this before?" I just stared at him and said "Well actually, I come from a long line of legendary dancers. My DDR instincts are just so highly refined that I don't need to practice or anything, I can just do it all. HERE'S YOUR SIGN"

But it didn't end there. Not only did he nod and say "I see..." (which made me nearly collapse in laughter), he decided to keep talking. "So did, like, your great-great grandfather or somebody invent this?" Again, without missing a beat I said "Oh yeah... it's just that he always kept to himself which is why there were any video games at all until about 20 years ago. DDR was a family secret up until a few years ago, when evil Japanese spies hired by Konami broke into our house and stole the plan for our next DDR machine, which we codenamed "Extreme." HERE'S YOUR F-ING SIGN!!!"
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56. PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was showing a new friend of mine the Beatmania IIDX Visual Works DVD volume 2 and mostly skipping to the songs that were from DDR since that's the only Bemani he knows.

I skipped to B4U. The words "Jump Jump Jump DDR" are clearly on the screen as well as some of the other lyrics. I'm also clearly singing to the song and he asks "They don't say DDR in this song do they?" I stop and blink a few times. "No, they only put it on the screen to fool you." Here's your sign

Also during the video he says "Don't tell me, B4U was made for a racing game."
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57. PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im gonna buy that DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!
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58. PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Im gonna buy that DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!
:X I hope you have a DVD player capable of playing region 2, otherwise you'd be outta luck.
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59. PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do.

The other day my mom walks in on me playing.I was working on Lets Groove.She hears this and says,"Thats Lets groove?"I say."No,its just badly translaughted songs by Duch Baaagz." HERE'S YOUR SIGN
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