DDR Here's Your Sign jokes(yall can post some)

Verified · Trick Member Joined: 01 Jun 2004 Location: Behind You!

like one of the above posts said. I have no clue what Heres your sign is... but so far. it seems pretty lame... tho I liked Noobus Kahns.
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rocklobster343 · Trick Member Joined: 10 May 2004 Location: Ohio

Ok, since apparently lots fo people here don't really understand waht "Here's your sign" jokes are, i am goin to try and help you out.

A heres your sign jokes is as follows, (BTW this is a real one from Bill Engvall)

Ok, So I'm at and airport and i go to the corosel and my baggage isnt there, so i go to the lost bagage department and tell the head woman there, "I'm looking for a black samsonite suitcase, she looks me strait in the eyes and says "Has your plane planded yet?" I say "no sweethart, I'm having an out of body experience, i'm just checking if my baggage was too." Here's you sign

now lets go over it

A very stupid question with an obvisous answer, so you give them an extremely sarcastic answer to show them how dumb the question was.

to finish the sentence

Here's your sign... that you are a total idiot who doesn't think before asking stupid questions.

i think if you still dont get it at this point, your probably wont.

Verified · Trick Member Joined: 01 Jun 2004 Location: Behind You!

umm...

hmmm...

OH! i think i got it. not too funny still tho.
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Mark of the DMast · Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:59 pm Post subject:

XrandomnessX · Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:08 pm Post subject:

i just passed captain jack heavy and it said cleared on the screen and some dood asked me "did u pass it?" and i replied no it just says cleared because the DDR machine likes to mess wih ur head....heres ur sign......o yea BLUE COLLAR COMEDY TOUR RULES!!!
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claw · Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:27 pm Post subject:

you guys are all laughing it up at noobus kaunhs or whatever but mine was obviously too subtle for you i started the sarcasm ones i win

Footstep · Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:49 pm Post subject:

Okay,all off topic stuff will now be reported,unless it exsplains the consept of these jokes.Now,you've been warned,or do I have to get Psyman on your asses?

Thats much better
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Mark of the DMast · Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 10:28 pm Post subject:

Zukin-Man · Trick Member Joined: 25 Nov 2002 Location: War Agony

A kid came up to me just tonight and asked me if it costs any money to play. I stared at him for a moment, turned to the yellow sign with the price per credit on it just under the screen, and looked back at him to answer.

"Naw, you just ask it real nice, and don't forget to say please." Here's your sign.

For the record, I prefer Jeff Foxworthy's "Words in the South" over his "You might be a redneck if..." jokes.

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ArchDuke · Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:12 am Post subject:

Ok, I live in Arkansas, so you know I've seen BCCT at least 100 times (99 times against my will), and I know the whole Here's Your Sign thing.

I work at an arcade (called Silverball), so it's kinda DDR-related:

A man comes in the arcade, walks around, goes up to the token machine and puts a dollar in. Then he walks all the way back to the counter, holds the tokens up to my face and asks, "Hey, do the games take these?"

Me: "No sir, those are your Silverball Comemerative Coins, celebrating your visit to our fine establishment. Thank you and have a nice day. Here's Your Sign.
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Footstep · Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 10:13 am Post subject:

LOL!

This kid walks up to me in the middle of AM-3P and says,"Are those white outlines there to tell you when to step?"

I say,"Nope,I glued em up there to mess others up." HERE'S YOUR SIGN
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rocklobster343 · Trick Member Joined: 10 May 2004 Location: Ohio

YAHHHHHHHH
now we're getting it

Flameboat · Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 3:20 pm Post subject:

When I imported Extreme, I got the soundtrack with it. My friend goes, "Dude, that's awesome! It has songs from Extreme on it?" No, it's actually filled with nothing but Patsenner remixes. Here's your sign.
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Footstep · Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:35 am Post subject:

Yesterday Im at the arcade.Ive just done DarDaradium,Stomp to my Beat,and failed Afronova,all on maniac,so now Ive got a short fuse,a hair trigger,and an attitude to boot.This ADULT MAN comes and ask me,"Hey,isnt this that game with those arrows."I was loading the imaginary pistol with 2 bullets.I sayed(mabey yelled),"No,you make up your own dance. HERE'S YOUR SIGN
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Rychan · Contributor Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: Castle Rock, CO

I was showing a new friend of mine the Beatmania IIDX Visual Works DVD volume 2 and mostly skipping to the songs that were from DDR since that's the only Bemani he knows.

I skipped to B4U. The words "Jump Jump Jump DDR" are clearly on the screen as well as some of the other lyrics. I'm also clearly singing to the song and he asks "They don't say DDR in this song do they?" I stop and blink a few times. "No, they only put it on the screen to fool you." Here's your sign

Also during the video he says "Don't tell me, B4U was made for a racing game."
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Footstep · Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:28 pm Post subject:

Im gonna buy that DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!
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Footstep · Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:36 pm Post subject:

I do.

The other day my mom walks in on me playing.I was working on Lets Groove.She hears this and says,"Thats Lets groove?"I say."No,its just badly translaughted songs by Duch Baaagz." HERE'S YOUR SIGN
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