What kind of DDR review is this?!

Trance Of Sorrow · Trick Member Joined: 01 Feb 2003

This reviewer is nothin but a hater. Who said DDR needs a storyline? What a fool. And he really sucks at DDR I bet with the reviews he gave for each catergory.

radicalfaith360 · Trick Member Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: Dover, NH

That guy was a f.ucking moron!

Although, MAX 2 does blow nuts on certain standards, that was just plain stupid!

Kung Fu Dude · Trick Member Joined: 11 Sep 2002 Location: Greenfield, MA

Actually, I read that review a long time ago, and it came off as a joke to me. I just can't fathom anyone being that stupid.
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Mailboxddr · Basic Member Joined: 25 Nov 2002 Location: EL Mass.

Ya that First review was from a "Know it all" type of person. Watched the game for 5 min and then tries it ounce and figures he Know Everything. But every thing get a bad review know and again, Especially Popular thing that have been around for awhile. But you have to love the Line "<B>They range from songs about dancing, to songs about sex, to songs about love, to songs about being a cowgirl.</B>" I bet you he never said anything like this around the other people playing.
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Mini-Afro-Joe · Trick Member Joined: 07 Oct 2002

its kinda good that people hate it, cause i would hate to see it become the next pokemon or yugioh and screw up all the passion the game has...
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Daniel · Trick Member Joined: 29 Aug 2002 Location: Sonoma, CA

FUNKMASTER FLIP · Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2003 1:34 pm Post subject:

Maybe its time for me to take action!

They want attention, I'll give them attention. . . of kicking their arse!
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jamus_se · Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2003 1:57 pm Post subject:

Let's face it, DDR is not your typical run of the mill "walk around, shoot things, they dead" type of game. Added to that is the fact that beginners generally do find a hard time getting used to it; I can easily imagine someone playing the game ONCE just to review it would give it a shitty grade just because HE did shitty on it.

For my own experience, it isn't until I am on the 7 foot level that I can fully appreciate the depth and variety of steps that DDR can create; you have to give it to me that steps on light/standard are mostly very, very repetitive (mainly because people on that level can't do anything harder), although that's also changing for the better since Max 2.

Finally, everyone has their own music preference; since Konami can't make a DDR cabinet for every single player with their own custom song list, every mix is going to be give or take: nobody is going to be completely happy, and some would get down right pissed. I still want the 5th Mix song list to come back, but hey, Extreme isn't all that bad either, if you avoid all the crappy songs (IMHO) in the song list.
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slkmmm · Trick Member Joined: 14 Apr 2002 Location: Ripon, ca

Am I the only person that found the Planet Hate review absolutely hilarious? You stupid jizzquafers.
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Icculus · Trick Member Joined: 11 Jun 2003 Location: Somerset, MA

i thought it was hilariously horrible.

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Kel_Ichijouji · Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2003 6:33 am Post subject:

Dude... I trust GameFaqs members... I get good stuff from them. But this guy here.... HEH!

He cracks me up! He's reviewing something that he has absolutely NO IDEA about! And the one for planethate... Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

"Grammer Grammer Revolution?" He needs to take some English classes, cause his grammer totally sucks big monkey butt!

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Cookies · Trick Member Joined: 06 Apr 2002

Yeah, I didn't say that.

Maistorm · Trick Member Joined: 14 Jun 2002 Location: B'ham, AL

It's grammar! Start spelling it right!

gladjss88 · Trick Member Joined: 11 May 2003 Location: Madison

Ok, I admit when i was a noob it WASN'T fun to lose all your money cuz u fail ur first song. That's why....get this....you ask one of the good players to dance with you! That's a pretty hard concept isn't it? When they pick thier songs, they'll probly be hard, but thus, this is how you get better. God. People like that who b*tch about everything make me so mad. Like this:

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Stiles · Trick Member Joined: 18 May 2003 Location: New Jersey

gs68 · Trick Member Joined: 06 Apr 2002 Location: on a plane

Not just that, but he has never heard of home versions!

Turboneko · Trick Member Joined: 28 Jan 2002

uhh its fucking gamefaqs. If you actually value anything written on those reviews you are a bigger tool than the guy who wrote it.

Mouse · Staff Member Joined: 28 Jan 2002 Location: Toon Town

seems like the guy hates the game because he's not very fond of being up in front of a crowd of people on something he doesn't know how to do.

I think it's kind of funny. I bet it's some punk-ass that really thinks he's cool because he's writing a review for a game.
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LoopyChew · Trick Member Joined: 24 Jan 2002 Location: Switzerland